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Това беше първото нещо, което прочетох от Даниил Хармс.
Знам, че ми звучи като някой, но не мога да се сетя кой точно. Така че, ако се разпознаеш по описанието, моля звънни.
Голубая тетрадь N 10
Жил один рыжий человек, у которого не было глаз и ушей. У него не было и волос, так что рыжим его называли условно.
Говорить он не мог, так как у него не было рта. Носа тоже у него не было.
У него не было даже рук и ног. И живота у него не было, и спины у него не было, и хребта у него не было, и никаких внутренностей у него не было. Ничего не было! Так что непонятно, о ком идёт речь.
Уж лучше мы о нём не будем больше говорить.
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This was the first thing I read by Daniil Kharms.
I know it sounds like someone, but I just can’t recall who exactly it is. So, please, give me a call if the description sounds familiar.
Blue Notebook No. 10
(or ‘The Red-Haired Man’)
There was a red-haired man who had no eyes or ears. Neither did he have any hair, so he was called red-haired theoretically.
He couldn’t speak, since he didn’t have a mouth. Neither did he have a nose.
He didn’t even have any arms or legs. He had no stomach and he had no back and he had no spine and he had no innards whatsoever. He had nothing at all! Therefore there’s no knowing whom we are even talking about.
In fact it’s better that we don’t say any more about him.
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