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The way I see it [the bad day version]

In Categoryless on Sunday at 5

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I just threw 3 icons in the garbage can – orthodox icons – for all who can’t define the term “icons”.

The result: my mother will not talk to me ever again & they were wooden which means I could have given them for recycling instead.

There are two personal moments in your life – 1) when you are born – approx. 9 months after a selfish mistake, and 2) when you die.

There is one really common feature between one and two – you do it alone. The connection between 1 and 2 is a huge pack of bullshit, represented linearly.

To spice the story up a little, people add perversions like religion, love, marriage, family, kids [usually in this order]. Which is kind of sad, because drugs have pretty much the same effect, and most of the times they don’t contaminate others. The sadder part is the only religion we obey is making the line [mentioned above] less senseless.

CHAPTER 1: RELIGION

Two things I will say

  • When a “religion” prohibits you to believe in something else, someone else, or even show curiosity towards, let’s say Astrology, then there is something smelly around it. I can’t help repeating one question and one question only! Why the hell does God tell me to not believe in another God but him? If there is only one God, not counting the apparent double personality disorder, what the fuck is his problem,?! My version of the truth – people are big fat lyers. God [whatever this means] probably didn’t say any of the bullshit written in the Bible… or Koran, or wherever.
  • Zeitgeist summarizes some things quite well. Watch it.

p.s.: The Blasphemous Author of this actually BELIEVES. Yet, she is pissed when you feed it to her in a super size McDonald’s package.

CHAPTER 2: LOVE

Not existing, sorry. People mistake a lot of things for love.

  • They fall in love because they are psychologically unstable and need a substitute of their mothers or they need to be a substitute of one.
  • There is a logical explanation to why people fall in love. Ever seen a rich girl in love with a homeless genius?
  • They fall in love because they need to suffer – usually those always choose the object of their feelings to be such a person who is punishing: either out of reach, or evil, or simply not real.
  • They fall in love because they are hippies and believe in it [only applicable for hippies though].
  • They fall in love because that would make sex much more fun.
  • They fall in love because they are used to not being alone and are eternally hoping and searching – this statement applies strongly to Chapters 3-to-5.

Before I give you a chance to ask – The Love Letter was my personal twisted puke on everything.

CHAPTER 3: MARRIAGE

It’s too simple, dear – stability. Of course a false one. It also is the by-product of people’s horrible fear of living alone, being alone, dying alone. Well guess what – if the first two are somehow manageable, you will most certainly die alone, even if you have an audience in the process.

Yesterday my mum and two so-called friends of her, asked me: What does the institution “marriage” mean to you?
I said: Nothing.
They said: [nothing]

After that the show began. It was unfair. It was 3 against 1. And, just like it happens in every “healthy” society, the one with the different brain mechanics was labeled initially “too young”, then “not making any sence”, and finally “crazy”. What a surprise.

My arguments: a piece of paper and/or a drunk priest singing, is not the reason for real personal happiness, communication, etc. It only brings the big bad frame in da house. Marriage is a desperate attempt to escape being alone [and it only works a while].

Their arguments:
[the female 2/3 of them] It’s spiritual! It’s a personal oath you give!
[the male 1/3 of them] It’s a way to materially and financially ensure the wellbeing of your family.

I have to admit the second one was at least comprehensible. Still… marriage means nothing. People are punished to be free but some just had to get too bored and decide to make up a few rituals. That’s everything I have to say about it.

CHAPTER 4: FAMILY

“Your family are the only people who will always be there for you”.

Well of course! Because they know that you, as a family member will always be there for them. It’s a vigorous WIN-WIN situation based on natural instincts. It’s like adoring sunrises because you know they happen every damn morning and weather you want to deal with it or not, they will occur every fucking morning. You just don’t have a choice, and your happiness is based on someone else’s conviction (based on desperation) that you will in fact always be there for them, so they are binded to be there for you.

It also comes very handy for the government/Osama/jews/aliens/whoever. Because it’s the perfect environment to manipulate you all they want – YOU! NOW! OFFICIALLY! HAVE! STUFF! TO! LOSE!

The company you work for also likes the idea. It narrows your possibility for career change, for speaking your mind, or for showing your boss the middle finger.

CHAPTER 5: KIDS

Dear everyone, your parents never wanted you, they just wanted to have a baby. Deal with it, most of you will probably do the same.